I think The Grinch is a doctor.
I hate the police. Not the Andy Summers police. The cops.
You have a white belt, don’t you?
You don’t really like cats either. Well, except for your cat. Your cat acts like a dog. You’re an idiot.
What’s the big deal with Frankenmuth? It’s just fried chicken.
Men should never say the word “magical” - gay, straight, or otherwise.
Special Relativity. You know - dilation, length contraction, twin paradox.
