November 2010
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
Wouldn’t it be great if there were like, 4 billion fewer people walking around? I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Bravo.
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
Is Lost over yet?
January 2010
1 post
“They use such innovative methods to make their fans so unbearable.”
December 2009
3 posts
Amen, losers.
IT'S SCIENCE.
Soda v. Pop
see “CONCLUSION”
*Also, I’d like to know which assholes are saying “soda” in Michigan. Those are some suspicious numbers. Theory: Dickhead Californians/New Yorkers submitting false information.
November 2009
4 posts
Front to Back →
God Bless America
October 2009
1 post
May 2009
3 posts
April 2009
2 posts
a joke.
How do they make extra virgin olive oil?
With REALLY ugly olives.
February 2009
3 posts
Marketing
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December 2008
2 posts
FYeye
A stye forms when the bacteria Staphylococcus aureus infects the sebaceous glands at the base of the eyelash. This bacteria is commonly found in the nasal cavity.
Paul picks his nose.
:-)
I think The Grinch is a doctor.
I hate the police. Not the Andy Summers police. The cops.
You have a white belt, don’t you?
You don’t really like cats either. Well, except for your cat. Your cat acts like a dog. You’re an idiot.
What’s the big deal with Frankenmuth? It’s just fried chicken.
Men should never say the word “magical” - gay,...
November 2008
2 posts
Is this not my place? →
A message to my fellow white brethren →
September 2008
1 post
August 2008
2 posts
I hit a small mammal the other day on Dequindre. That makes three in my ten years as a licensed driver.
Bird in flight at Crooks and Coolidge
Raccoon on US 127
Woodchuck (?) at Dequindre and Parkdale
I can’t believe I’ve never hit a squirrel.
Hi, Ken.
Oh, and Paul too. Up yours.